Me: Aw, damnit! (Just remembered that it’s my night for litter)
Buddy: (in sing-song voice) It is the 10th and that’s an even day so I get to go straight to bed, hahahahaha!
Me: (enter the bedroom, look right at him and slam the door)
Me: What? I just wanted to make sure it closed.
Buddy: Sure, sure.
Me: Wife Trick #47.
Buddy: You should blog this.
Me: I think I will right now.
Buddy: You already blogged today!!!
Me: IT’S TOMORROW! MWAHAHAHA!
I still have to do the litter. But at least now I feel like I won.